Kris is an international celebrity, fluent in 4 languages, handsome beyond the realm of what is physically possible and he’s still out here choking on food, doing pushups and high kicks like an out of shape giraffe, drawings looking like he did them with his left foot, adopting stuffed animals and making them call him dad. I feel that on a spiritual level
Kris with that red fire hair looks so fucking good omg
"If I were Kris, I’d fuck myself."
Omg this is so… HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes yes please do. 😂😂😂